Dracula 3D(oh!)

So this video is making the rounds and I have to agree its so insane I have to see it.  I’m not sure if that’s the vibe Argento and company were going for, but there it is.  Right alongside the giant mantis and David Bowie’s Labyrinth owl.

I also want to debate the term “Teaser.”  This thing manages to cram into 2 1/2 minutes nearly every plot point (plot is loosely used here) of the film, including what looks like the ending.

In terms of quality it reminds me of some of the older PC Games when they used real video for their cut scenes.  I have to say if this was a video game I’d totally buy it.  I mean damn, you’ve got everything in here.  Nudity, giant killer bugs, Dracula, a Hobo with a Shotgun (filled with silver bullets) I mean…what’s not to love?


So…yeah….Rock of Ages

Riding upon the wave that is Glee and nostalgia is Rock of Ages. Or as I’m calling it Cruise does Danzig. Actually I guess he’s what happens when Brett Michaels and Danzig have a baby. Anyway…it’s sort of like a car wreck I can’t look away from. I sort of want to see it against my will. Discuss.