Yes, Boot Gun.  I want it.  I want pretty much every damn piece of Helena Bonham Carter’s wardrobe she’s ever worn because it typically is awesome.  But the Boot Gun may win it all.

I know a lot of people are hating on this flick but I think it will be a great popcorn ride and some flat out screw physics set pieces that will involve flying horses on trains.  And Johnny Depp shirtless.   I’ll be entertained.

Enjoy a bit more than we’ve already seen….but not much more.

Just so you know, this is probably the sexiest thing I’ve heard in a while.  And yes that’s Johnny Depp on guitar.  He rocks in so many ways as does Manson.  Enjoy.

ANGRY SEX !!!!! VAMPIRES!!!! I DIE!!!!

Tonto doesn’t look happy.  But I am.

YES !  He’s been released from the confines of his coffin.

Celebrity-Gossip.net has what is obvious a bunch of no-no telephoto pics of Johnny Depp strolling along the beach with Bella Heathcote as Victoria Winters.

Yes, he’s very very pale.  Now a lot of people are freaking out about that, and it is shocking to see at first.  But HE’S A VAMPIRE.  Also, he’s been stuck in a coffin for nearly 200 years.  On top of that I think they’ve got him wearing UV blocking sun screen as he is in fact outside walking around in very old school sun glasses (his suit is old school too, look at the flared bottoms..hehehe.)

For those who don’t want a bit of spoiler (too late if you’ve seen these as he’s obviously a vampire walking around outside in the daytime) Barnabas is cured (at least temporarily) by Julia Hoffman during the series and also during House of Dark Shadows (the feature film) where a scene very similar to this one takes place.

Jesus he looks great to me.  I’m excited.  There’s the cane, the caped coat, and I see BANGS!!  I also love the costumes here.  They look great.  I want more pics and I want to see more of the sets and costumes being used.

POSSIBLY MY FAVE HERE….

(not to mention cheekbones)  OMG ITS THE CANE!!!!!!!!!!!

(thanks again to http://darkshadowsnews.blogspot.com  you made my day)

Yes I report a lot about Johnny Depp.  Why?  Cause he’s awesome and well damn, I don’t know what to tell you if you don’t get it.  If you haven’t gotten it yet, you’ll never get it.  So I pity you and your lack of getting it.

But on to this super bit of news.  Johnny Depp’s Thin Man reboot will be set in the 30s, just like the originals.  All gin and cool cars and awesome dresses and…jesus loves us he’ll be in a tux for 90 percent of the movie.

NBCMIAMI talked to the director of Stranger Tides, Rob Marshall who will be helming the remake of the epic William Powell and Myrna Loy starring series of films and he graced them with that bit of news.

Also Marshall is talking about doing another musical (which will hopefully be better received than Nine.)  Hmmm…well Johnny did sing in Sweeney Todd…and he was a major fan and friend of Marlon Brando.  So Mr. Marshall, what do you think of Guys and Dolls?  Hmm…the hat works.

(thanks to www.deppimpact.com for the heads up)